Reply To: Jimmy Chamberlin leaves Smashing Pumpkins

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I hope Billy doesn’t leave the band. :([/quote:38e8u6bn]
Upcoming Thursday (tomorrow already) he will announce that clones, manufactured by Advanced Cell Technology ( … Human-Eggs ) of Melissa, Jimmy and Lisa will join the band. Then he will leave the band indeed, after having that company create a clone of himself also. The production of this clone of Billy will have some expected flaws, so the only "original" member Jeff Schroeder will be the new singer/songwriter of Smashing Pumpkins. Then, later on in 2009 or in early 2010, Smashing Pumpkins will leave the band. In 2010, summer, all cloned bandmembers will be downloadable for a free private concert in every home worldwide, except for Japan. Billy hates Japanese food and ex-bandmembers with parents from that country, that’s why.

Billy’s message in a nutshell… :roll:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."