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Topic: Arthur in \"Name Change\" shocker

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On confuciousconfusing wrote:

During a routine and recent MSN conversation, where the usual exchange of PayPal transactions were taking place, things headed into unexpected territory for one Forum poster:

\"We were just talking about being Escapees from Alcatraz way back when, then the next thing I knew names came up in conversation,\" said Dazey. \"I turned into a Friends Actor, it was bizarre: I am like, so not changing my name, dude. Oh whatever, like so funny, to even think it.\"

Dazey went on: \"Well, I was about to log off for the day when Arthur Van Pelt twisted the convo wildly. He asked me for more money to keep from being banned on his website, then asked who would I pay it to this time round. I said you, of course, but he meant literally who. Well are we people, or Pumpkins I asked him, his reply was: ‘I’m a Potato.’ I was shocked, to say the least. I named him Arthur Van Spud and he seemed to relax into this very quickly. It was, like, almost surreal.\"

Van Spud was unavailable for comment at the time of press, however his Agent spoke exclusively to us on CNN:

\"I have a car waiting for me, please make this quick… No, it wasn’t a forced name change at all, Spuddie, I mean Arthur, hasn’t implied any actions will be taken against Dazey at this time. No, I’m not answering that question, anybody else? No, I don’t believe there were any financial motives behind this situation. I really must be going, nothing more, thank you. Fine, just one more, yes? Very funny, don’t be ridiculous, Arthur will never be seen hiding in Fields amongst other foodstuffs. That is all, goodbye. I’m sorry, no more.\"

Bizarre? To think a Potato could even speak, let alone run Internet Websites and so many other interesting things for others to enjoy.

Look for Spud’s Soprano debut on the Smashing Pumpkins rare release, coming 2009: Mellon Collie-flower and The Infinite Spudfarm.

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On amnesia wrote:

Lets make an documentary movie about Potato Van Spud and his upcomming Mellon Collie-flower and The Infinite Spudfarm :lol:
Dazey, did Arthur pass on his mushrooms to you ? :lol:

In loving memory of Bimbolin.
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On bullettwoutbutterflywings wrote:

lol, no one gave me any, wtf?

"shiny, let's be bad guys"--jayne cobb-the hero of canton
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On Anonymous wrote:

Excellent idea, Richie Rich, think of the Bux to be made.

I was flicking through some old photo albums and found this gem.

This was actually the point where Spud first came to Father’s attention, standing out from all the others:

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On Anonymous wrote:

lol, no one gave me any, wtf?[/quote:1b5on7ug]

With the greatest respect, gals, yes he has shared many things with me over time.

Some of which required medical attention. :?

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On bullettwoutbutterflywings wrote:
lol, no one gave me any, wtf?[/quote:1y8odbyd]

With the greatest respect, gals, yes he has shared many things with me over time.

Some of which required medical attention. :?[/quote:1y8odbyd]

omg, dazey that is toooooooo funny, and strangely not suprising.

"shiny, let's be bad guys"--jayne cobb-the hero of canton
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On Pipoka wrote:

omg, dazey that is toooooooo funny, and strangely not suprising.[/quote:32f197lk]

yeah… :lol:

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On amnesia wrote:

Excellent idea, Richie Rich, think of the Bux to be made.

I was flicking through some old photo albums and found this gem.

This was actually the point where Spud first came to Father’s attention, standing out from all the others:

[/quote:2dggjm7v]

Cool.Good find Dazey.This is indeed the field he was born.

And this beautiful picture.His dad told me this was one of the first picture of the newborn.And allready from birth he had long hair, 3 actually

In loving memory of Bimbolin.
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On Marcella wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: You guys make me laugh too much.

Fevrale dostat chernil i plakatPisat O Fevrale navsnrydPoka grohochushaya slyakotVesnoyu charnoyu gorit
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On blueczarina wrote:

OMG thats so funny :lol:

Dazey, did you get into Arthur Van Spud’s secret stash? :P

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On Arthur wrote:

Now it only needs someone to mash me, so I can be on the most famous 5 CD set in the world.

Then I’m back home again. What a wonderful feeling. 8)

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On Anonymous wrote:

:lol:
pretty good
better than Days of our Lives

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On Anonymous wrote:

OMG thats so funny :lol:

Dazey, did you get into Arthur Van Spud’s secret stash? :P

[/quote:13rgc3a8]

Don’t let on I told you this, we’ve been trying for a while and it’s looking hopeful. :wink:

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On blueczarina wrote:

:lol:

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On Arthur wrote:

Hey now, can I be an innocent potato again, please?

:roll:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On blueczarina wrote:

Hey now, can I be an innocent potato again, please?

:roll:[/quote:2fw5ctx7]

not after your post in the other thread :lol:

more tatters

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW0lWWjuNaM[/youtube]

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On Superlordspamulon wrote:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

I WAS ONLY AWAY FOR ONE FREAKING DAY!!!

So apparently I don't post very often these days
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On blueczarina wrote:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?

I WAS ONLY AWAY FOR ONE FREAKING DAY!!![/quote:289nup5u]

i know and now you come back and find out Arthur is a potato. its shocking. :shock: :lol:

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On Anonymous wrote:

it only takes 1 day for things to be outta whack on here

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On Marcella wrote:

One day? I’d say like three hours tops XD.

Fevrale dostat chernil i plakatPisat O Fevrale navsnrydPoka grohochushaya slyakotVesnoyu charnoyu gorit
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On blueczarina wrote:

hell, sometimes 5 minutes. :lol:

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On Anonymous wrote:

Saturday 23rd August, 2009: MELLON COLLIE-FLOWER AND THE INFINITE SPUDFARM’s tracklist leaks via Virgin’s unsecured network.

\"Oh for fu**’s sake!\"
– Ex Employee.

CD1:-

1- Mellon Collie-flower And The Infinite Spudfarm
2- Tonight, Tonight (We’ll Fry Tonight Outtakes)
3- Jellybellyskinshavings
4- Zerocholesterol
5- Here Is No Cauliflower
6- Bullet With Butter-fried Wings
7- To Saute
8- An Ode To No Chips
9- Lovesalt
10- Cupid de Spudzie
11- Galapopepper
12- Muzzletattie
13- Porcelina Of The Vast Plantation
14- Take Me Down (To The Semi-underground: Rare Demo Mix)

CD2:-

1- Where Fries Fear To Tread
2- Bodies (Of Weeds and Mudbaths – Exclusive Remix)
3- Thirty-three Sacks
4- In The Arms Of Tater
5- 1979 (The Year Of Cropgrowth)
6- Tales Of A Scorched Ovendoor
7- Thru The Eyes Of Tato
8- Stumbleine (Through The Foliage)
9- X.Y.U. (Potato Pie Pastry re-release, coded until final artwork revealed)
10- We Only Come Out At Mealtimes
11- Beautiful (When Slow-baked)
12- Lilyjacket (My Hungry And Thirsty)
13- By Starlight (I Eat You)
14- Farewell And Goodstarch.

Other news items:

– Rumours fly that Corgan’s Caulifower considers legal action from his lower Intestine
– D’Arcy’s bass expresses concern that a media frenzie will draw attention from Zeitgeist 2’s release
– James Iha’s English Gardener sues for lost earnings
– Paz Lenchantin remarks that the pressure to eat more is losing her further weight. \"It’s stressful,\" she sighs
– Courtney Love denies resemblance to Microwaved Ape on bad days.

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On Pipoka wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: ….

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On blueczarina wrote:

hehe :lol: thats funny

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On Marcella wrote:

Porcelina of the Vast Plantation, I don’t know why that one made me laugh especially :lol:.

Fevrale dostat chernil i plakatPisat O Fevrale navsnrydPoka grohochushaya slyakotVesnoyu charnoyu gorit
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On Arthur wrote:

Chips. :(

It’s getting out of control completely. And the only thing I wanted was some quiet times with Billy alone in the studio, see if he could burn me a personal CD-R copy of his Mashed Potatoes set!

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On Anonymous wrote:

well Arthur so much for that working out..looks like he fried your ass kettle style

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On blueczarina wrote:

whats the Hillary pic for? is it in your sig? :wink:

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On Arthur wrote:

whats the Hillary pic for? is it in your sig? :wink:[/quote:1hi5s1y1]
No, I guess it’s just a funny pic, with a brilliant text. Things like these circulate already for quite a while, and most of them make me smile, actually. There’s also one with your avatar, blueczarina! :lol:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On bullettwoutbutterflywings wrote:

omg arthur.

but that is why i never do it. i love kittens to much.

"shiny, let's be bad guys"--jayne cobb-the hero of canton
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On Arthur wrote:

Aaahh! It’s because of you, bullet, that the world will soon be taken over by kittens! :shock:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On blueczarina wrote:

OMG Arthur. that is a misuse of Domo and kitties. :lol:

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On Arthur wrote:

Funny, that you don’t mention that christian person. I guess some might think he or she is being misused also. :wink:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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Where the hell did my Mr. Potato head Corgan go that was slapping the potato chip? It was not suppose to be a Hillary picture. I even checked to see if it worked. Did I get censored?

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On Arthur wrote:

Did I get censored?[/quote:2hypply9]
What is the text of the Hillary pic again? There’s the clue I guess! :lol:

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On bullettwoutbutterflywings wrote:

kittens for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"shiny, let's be bad guys"--jayne cobb-the hero of canton
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On blueczarina wrote:

Funny, that you don’t mention that christian person. I guess some might think he or she is being misused also. :wink:[/quote:27ytdsj3]

true

but i was mostly concerned for the well being of kitties and domo as they are to cute to be exposed to such shame you see. :wink: hehe

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On Arthur wrote:

Where the hell did my Mr. Potato head Corgan go that was slapping the potato chip? It was not suppose to be a Hillary picture. I even checked to see if it worked. Did I get censored?[/quote:30iv4x5c]
I see it now. That’s definately for the 21+ threads! You call that slapping? I call that [censored], [censored] or [censored].

Billy Corgan, December 2, 2008 : "Not everyone understands our death trip. But you do. And that's what matters."
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On Anonymous wrote:

yes I call it slapping…lol
Potato chips don’t have an ass-mr. potato head does, but everyone knows that,it even stores things in it…lol

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